This plugin changes the “Howdy” in the top right corner to something much more fun (and sometimes irreverent). It pulls a random phrase on every page load, and displays it next to your username. Written for kicks and giggles.
1: Download the plugin from the WordPress Repository
2: Unzip the plugin
3: Upload the plugin directory through FTP to your /wp-content/plugins directory
4: Activate the plugin through ‘Plugins’